My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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