Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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