who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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