So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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