I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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