I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
