So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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