It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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