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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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