i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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