Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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