Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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