I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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