then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
