PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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