I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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