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Fuck
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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