the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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