I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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