lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
