scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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