in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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