question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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