According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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