Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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