Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
send nudes
from the living room?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
