just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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