Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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