im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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