my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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