I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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