Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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