put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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