Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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