so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I smell like Dick and happiness
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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