I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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