What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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