Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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