I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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