I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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