his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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