Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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