He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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