The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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