Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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