Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Still dying that you shit outside
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
did you just send me my own nude
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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