How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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