we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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