What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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