..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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