Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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