whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
someone owes me an orgasm
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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