im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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