we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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