Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Can I color on your dick again?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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