Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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