How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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