it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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