he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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