seriously i just wanna be friends
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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