yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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